Hazmat Suit Now Required in Park County
Written by Mac Morey on April 1, 2021
Masks aren’t enough anymore, not even two. It is time to step our game up against the COVID-19 virus and get this thing to go away. How can we make this community safer?
Well, with new guidelines in place Park County residents will be asked to put on a hazmat suit wherever you go in public. Don’t worry, it does have the Fauci stamp of approval so it will sure speed up, I mean slow down the spread of the virus.
To go get your hazmat suit, you can go to the baseball fields, but in order to actually attain the protective wear, a couple of tests must be passed first. A vaccination, a temperature check, and then you must go 2/3 at the plate against the Cody Cubs ace for this season.
Don’t worry if those tests sound too tough, another option is to give away a gun of yours in exchange for a hazmat suit. After all, these suits will keep us safer than any weapon could.
If you have any issues with this, you can take it up with April 1st, because, well, it is April Fools day! Happy April Fools! I hope this brought a smile to your face as we can all realize this year has been unorthodox, to say the least, and we need more smiles in the world.